my apologies, dear lil bot. I like your definitions better.
it meant we supported American football teams that played against each other. A point spread is established by bookmakers (think Paddy Power, etc) to try and get people to bet on both teams. The bookies thought the Packers would win by 11 points; that was…

Hmm…may be too early in the morning to address this, but I know when I'm in a relationship, it's important to me. Not sure why; it just is.

Hilarious new ways to initiate sex?

Hey; at least he got in a plug for his podcast!

How recently did you move to this town? Just in time for the school year?

Well, that's just it. He says (remember we have to take his word for it) she "always responds positively" when he initiates, so he does have some idea how to flick her switch. Unless I've been misreading some of the comments here over the past months, it seems many women are conditioned to believe that sex is…

Agreed. I was hoping, however, Dan would focus on the fact she "always" responds positively when he initiates but doesn't initiate on her own.

Heh. "Beat around the bush."

Yeah; that's what I would do.

"Hey, here comes that frog. All right!" —Mitch Hedberg

Here it is for anyone who hasn't seen it or just wants to be reminded—Bernie slides into the mug and the balloons come out right at the very beginning of this piece, which was an early 80s Brewers theme song:

What a great story.

And Dignity Health!
That one is my favorite.

Mark Goodman?

Oooh, yeah….
I'll be right back.

Why? Why would they do that?

Oh.

You know Brewers fans bet on the outcomes of those races, don't you? A running tally is even kept, to aid the bettors [for entertainment purposes only]. In 2013, the Italian won the most, followed by the Polish, Chorizo, Bratwurst and Hot Dog.
I, myself, finished $4 down for the year in 19 races.

I still don't understand all the vitriol hurled at Mars Attacks. I thought he nailed the '50s-'60s B-movie tropes (bad overacting by legit movie stars? come on!) and made a really fun movie.
Not sure what the haters were expecting.

Man, YOLO, it's getting to the point that I can't watch the Packers without wondering who's going to get carted off the field next. Latest news is that Finley is up and around, but still in the hospital, and his timetable for coming back is unknown.
The other good news from that game is that the Packers covered the…