Damn. We need this to be copied onto every story for the next week or so. Well put, Mr. Fixer.

Oooo! A man with an air of mystery about him!
This is getting more interesting all the time. I can just imagine how electric you must feel every time you approach the store.
That's a good feeling. I miss that.

Dang, Ellie, I wish I knew the answer to that one. I was just lucky that after Disqus switched over, I didn't have to change anything. I know a lot of people have weighed in on the subject since last Monday, and I hope you've stumbled across some of their input. In any case, your test post seems to have come…

Oh! Oh! I know this one!
It prints your comment, and people respond…?

You don't want to go on the cart?

I got a snatch notification for this?

That's the worst part.

(*laughing SO hard right now*)

In fairness, you were taking a BIG chance there, Pops. Hope your keyboard is wiped off now.

Imagine Gonzo the Muppet's nose….

Okay!

Yeah, well I'm bound to get lucky SOMEtime, Smacks. Don't count your chickens, is all I'm saying.

Oh, we'll find out on Wednesday, Smacky; when you lose that bet this weekend…and I hope you'll put on your big girl's panties and tell us all in big, sexy detail.

CarbonYeti—
"here, where I actually *WANT* to read almost all of the comments. Seriously, this place has some of the funniest, smartest motherfuckers on the internet. This is one of two places where I even ever bother commenting or reading comments, because everywhere else sucks so hard comment-wise."

that's really good.

Glutton for punishment, you are.

Hey; I'm winning!

Sorry to "Break" into the thread like this, but just wanted to let you all know that late last night I proposed a wager on this Sunday's Packers-Browns game with Smacky the Frog, and this morning she graciously accepted.

Haaa, never thought of it that way!

Dang, I missed out on some international sex?
Well, that's okay, I guess. I was rather obsessed with "doing the right thing" then (not wanting to come/cum across as the typical American Randy Bugger), and I also wasn't looking forward to those head-butts.