O_o

What if they're just MOSTLY dead?

Nothing like a good, fresh-caught haggis.

Popcorn and Sno-Caps: an awesome combination. Be sure to take extra napkins, though.

Hate masturbating? Dang—I just learned to switch hands a few months ago and I thought I was on the cutting edge; but I guess I still have a lot to learn!

Okay, this whole thread is why I love you guys.

I'll be in my bunk.

I took that one as an homage to all of us.

Yes, Dik; I too am a big fan of all four of them TWO of them. A big fan of them both on each. What I MEAN to say is
They make me smile.

Ninety percent of their game is half mental.

@avclub-241b2421faecd6ca0aaa67cb80e8a634:disqus  I went up to Green Bay to watch the game with my 85-year-old Mom, who was so happy I was there she kept getting up during the game to show me stuff.  Then I acted as Yorkshire Dialect Translator (no subtitles) while we watched "Brassed Off" on Netflix.  After that, I…

I liked Fisher King a lot more than I thought I would.  There's a line in there from Mercedes Ruehl I still use fairly often.

Dang.  I'm really going to miss some of you.

What's wrong with a buggy system?  It seems to work just fine for the Amish….

Richard Harris, as Bull McCabe, in "The Field" (1990).
Colm Meaney, as Harry Maloney, in "How Harry Became A Tree" —or "Bitter Harvest" in the US— (2001).

(Hey ik, someone posted way at the end with a question for you and/or savage dik that may be, *ahem* right up your alley.  Just thought you'd want to know.)
ETA (never mind, he deleted it)

@avclub-f0063baac3d62f59a0f27e4e9a29471a:disqus  So, are you saying you've had enough…

Finally.  
Thanks to K. Thrace, a reason for trying vegetarianism that intrigues me.

"commitment"…?

@avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus  Okay, sorry…but I'd just love to know how you'd fill that balloon with pee.