@avclub-7a5a3fe4ae33de425d06ac4fe8d097d2:disqus Wait; that can't be right.  I thought the only ones ever affected by political decisions were corporations and people making above six figure incomes……
[WOLF EYES]

Ahem.

@avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus I'm glad you mentioned this.  Somewhere in my college Shakespeare notes, I wrote that my professor said "died" was an Elizabethan euphemism for sex; but I haven't been able to corroborate that, even with all the shit available on the internet.

Heh.  "Come to hate him".

All right; who wants to guess what I had for dinner?

And then eventually want to get back with him.  But I see your point.

I don't know.  The first three or four times, yeah; but unless new details come into play with each succeeding iteration, I'd think the response would eventually be not unlike Johnny Fever doing a drunk test.

In Russia, is it 'kum'?

Re: Pineapple.  That's not an urban myth?  Can anybody out there confirm/deny this?  Anecdotes welcome.

@avclub-ec581d0fa82907dc6f58d1e70bf346b0:disqus  Hope is the hardest thing to get back once you've lost it.  Wait—no.  That would be your virginity.  Also your reputation is hard to get back.  But the point is, you're right.  If you lose hope….

It was John Waters who introduced me—and I'm sure many others—to the idea of "top shelving" an establishment during one of his appearances on The Graham Norton Show.  Where does he get this stuff?

I'm with @Dikachu:disqus .  That 0.001% means I don't care if somebody makes an oblique reference to what they are, but I don't want to hear any details, and I'm damn sure I don't want to see one.

I need a brainscrub.  Last thing I want to do is associate knocking back a pint of "The Blonde In The Black Dress" with drinking come/cum.

*counting*  …8…9…10….okay, I'll get this round.  Probably best to get it out of the way before all those other drunks show up.  Bartender!

Modern avian dinosaurs LOST theirs?
Are they even looking for them?  Well, where did they last see them, for chrissakes?

Yeah, but that would have been predictable.  This way, it's poetry!

I can't wait!

Am I the only one who thinks BK is the girl?  I highly doubt her boyfriend would call himself "protective and insecure." 
*Reads letter again*
Yeah, I'm gonna go with BK is the girl.  Does that change anything here, other than Dan's response?

I'm with you.  Throughout college and for a while thereafter, Special Ex was commonly known around these parts (yes, I live in Milwaukee) as "Green Death"; not just because it came in green bottles, but also because the hangover and related 'joys' were other-worldly.  Yeah, it was brewed in La Crosse, but it was…

Boy, was I surprised to find out "The Green Death" was not, in fact, about the TARDIS taking a wrong turn to The States and stocking up on Special Export beer.