@avclub-86d36205b12a912565bf554a19d688f4:disqus  I think you need to be careful of thinking too much.

Boy, won't BAROP be crestfallen when this girl confesses she's been with the entire Oklahoma State football team during their hiatus.

Seems I've taken an abstinence pledge, too; though I don't remember doing so, and it most definitely wasn't on purpose.

I don't know that banging on the walls is the most effective method, though it may be the easiest.  Thing is, once you've started that, it can trigger a war that's way too close to home, lasts way too long and causes way too much high blood pressure and adrenaline-fueled hatred.  Unless that gets you off (and I'm sure…

I get the feeling she doesn't want to hear the truth nearly as much as she wants to hear his answer.  Or is that reading too much into it?

It's too bad they live next to each other.  When the young couple in the flat below mine used to have their too-late-for-my-working-ass fuck sessions, I'd just get up and slowly walk to the bathroom and back.  The old wooden floorboards creaked almost as loud as they did, and voila—coitus interruptus!

It is a real place.  Between a couple really nice lakes a half hour west of Milwaukee.  Nice place to boat, fish and swim; bad place to watch porn with the sound too loud.

Even if he is, he's married to a woman far more talented and beautiful than you'll ever get with, so there's that.

They have that wiener dog race at Milwaukee's German Fest every year.  It's hugely popular.
Be sure you check in with us all after your weekend, on the Monday "How was your pop culture weekend?" post.  You will be the envy of many if you join Sulu's chicken dance party, you know that.

YOLO—big news about Cincinnati next week—I heard a commercial during today's Brewers game that next weekend is Cincinnati's Oktoberfest, featuring—wait for it—The World's Largest Chicken Dance, being led by George Takei, on Saturday the 21st at 4 p.m.  Here's the website— http://www.oktoberfestzinzi…

Thanks so much.  I'm on it.

Hey, @avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus ,  Black 47 played Milwaukee's Irish Fest about 6-7 years ago (wish I could remember the year) and I was totally jazzed by their show.  Larry Kirwan even gave a seminar there that year on Irish protest music to a packed audience.  Great stuff.  That same year, one…

Be sure to check out "James Connolly" and report back.

Wow, you ARE a cool mom!

Ha!  Yes I am.                    

Thanks for pointing that out!

Okay, who else wants in?  Group grope!

How do we nominate this post for those end-of-the-year awards?  This is too good not to be remembered long after September 4.  Hell; it should end up in a lot of teenagers' notebooks….

@avclub-7a5a3fe4ae33de425d06ac4fe8d097d2:disqus  *grinning*

@avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus  Oh, fuck you. (In a nice way, of course.)  I'm WAYYY older than you are, and still feel like there's a lot of living yet to do.  When will that happen?  Who the fuck knows.  But when it does, I'll be ready.  Just don't worry about "too old" or you put unreasonable…