@avclub-ec581d0fa82907dc6f58d1e70bf346b0:disqus  No way, my Ulster friend.  There is no such thing as "three strikes, you're out" in dating.  I've stopped counting my recent rejections, but it's way more than three—and by God, I'm going to keep trying.  Because I know—with my luck—if I stop, I'll probably bypass the…

Is this the right line for internet hugs?

Is that the Red Kite Ale talking?

Well, she'd certainly be a much sought-after designated driver, wouldn't she?

This was fun.  You say you find the disconnect baffling, but I bet there's at least a part of you fascinated by it, as I am.  If it ever turns out a really cool blond woman has a thing for Paltrow Man, you may have to slap some sense into him—but isn't that what friends are for?

Seven men!  
This, my friends, is how legends are made. 
(pun very much intended).

@avclub-b2a1da123acbee8ada6d584671408900:disqus  [Connacht is my favorite part of Ireland; Connemara specifically. I'm not up on all the Celtic myths and legends, but Maeve has fascinated me since the first time I went there in '05 and thought I ought to read up on the place I was visiting.  I especially liked that…

First, let me say I'm honored to be addressing the Queen of Connaught.  Dia Dhuit!

You SAY you don't need to see that, but, c'mon….we've all read your posts, here, young lady; and it's hard to believe you'd pass up just a quick peek for your amusement—or maybe your alone-time enjoyment.

@avclub-62812d8eb06386505986efff8b5e43ac:disqus  *snickers audibly*

DAMMIT!

(Whew.  As a Wisconsonian, I'm relieved he didn't mention the foam cheese wedge hats.)

@avclub-62812d8eb06386505986efff8b5e43ac:disqus I wish I could like this one more.  Perfect comeback.  
Nicely done.

Excellent!  Thanks a million for the background information; I really appreciate it.  That info on Purley made me chuckle, as it comments more directly on the kind of man Jones is playing in that sketch. I'll be looking up some of the towns I hear mentioned from now on.

I don't know that.

Places.

Damn, that's hilarious!  Great story.
So, as you charming Brits might say, I might have a Mini or a Morris Minor, but at least I can drive her around town and bring her home.

Damn, I'm sorry this day had to end.  Always nice to get a Wednesday off so I can join in.  You guys are great!
Good night, and have a great Labor Day weekend.

@avclub-64ad8f3af92ef8d9a1c7dfd7265e577d:disqus  You're not fooling anyone, you know….

*golf clap, turning into thunderous applause*