"It's a simple question, doctor, would you eat the moon if it was made of ribs? Heck, I know I would. I'd even have seconds. And I'd polish it down with a nice, cool Budweiser."-transcribed entirely from memory.

Actually, sounds like his dad died and his mom was just coming from a good place but was overcompensating after his loss in trying to fill the "dad" role, and he found one instance of this humorous enough to tell on stage. Get over yourself.

Yeah. Even if that movie as a whole maybe hasn't held up terrifically, that opening is still a master class of horror.

Well, technically it's not even an album.

Ugh, don't even remind about that day.

True. I think Reynolds comment was something along the lines of "our budget was what most superhero movies spend on drugs for the afterparty." I'm interested in seeing what they do with a bigger budget this time.

Otherwise that guy would suck harder than the toilet in an airplane bathroom.

They should check their pockets from what they wore the day before (yes, I've lost more than one thing this way).

I learned from this article that Jen Kirkman has blocked me on Twitter. So looks like I'm moving on up in the world.

Hope this one's as morally repugnant as the others!

Yeah I really, really, really want to see this.

She's quite a looker (this has been Nobody Cares What Mancy From The A.V. Club Comments Section Thinks About Celebrities with Mancy.) Up next, Mandy Moore: I have no opinion on Mandy Moore.

When someone's too vague to even be creepy…

If you're acting like none of it has more artistic merit than this than maybe.

Unfortunately, he probably wasn't the nicest guy. He was a bitter alcoholic who was became so hurtful most of his friends stopped hanging around by the end of his life. Also, he didn't write any of his lines on Hollywood Squares.

PM: You're the world's most popular fruit. What are you?
PL: Humble.

Don't worry, Atlanta's in good shape. "B.A.N." made sure of that.

The Stranger Things sketch could have been a Netflix ad as well? Probably not.

"Fallon's constant breaking went from charming to irritating pretty quickly"

Commercials for stuff the host's in have always aired during SNL. Usually right after the monologue.