Isn't that like the only nice thing people say about Sandler? Apparently in real life he can be…pleasant. I'm biased because I met him when I was a kid and he actually was really nice, especially considering my friend's dad was shitfaced and being a huge douchebag.

You know your career's dead when people are upset the review for your new movie isn't worse.

Well, let's not get crazy here.

Didn't Teen Wolf or something just get an F?

Or, to be more accurate: F= God's Not Dead

Weirdly enough, his movies were usually bad before, but the most awful (Grown Ups 1/2, Jack & Jill & That's My Boy) all happened directly after that movie.

Sadly, while Pixels looks awful, it doesn't look "F" awful.

Would he think it's a gas?

I misinterpreted what you meant by "shots" at first. Which, uh… I'm just back out of this.

I need to catch up on this show, since I've only seen the first 2 episodes. Has Carla Gugino been given anything to do yet?

Who else has already finished the season?

RTJ2 with cat sounds>To Pimp a Butterfly>RTJ2>RTJ2 with cat sounds

i think that it's on on Saturdays once the Red Dragon arc starts next week.

So what you're saying is this movie isn't a … bad accident?

While I don't feel the need to tune into Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (Christ, what a terrible name), there's no way it can be as bad as the last couple of seasons of Rescue Me.

Seth Green reminds a lot of my funny friend. Especially in that I don't think my friend should ever actually be head writer on a TV show.

I never really watched Drawn Together, but wasn't it kind of… awful? From what I remember it was awful.

The difference is the lack of cocaine up Black's nose.

Counterpoint: The previously mentioned Tenacious D, School of Rock & Bernie, along with his appearances on Mr. Show, High Fidelity, Shallow Hal, Be Kind Rewind, Kung Fu Panda & Tropic Thunder.

Add in Alex Pettyfer & Garrett Hedlund and the universe will be sucked into one giant black hole of charisma.