I think it Cain be Abel to go on for a while.

Tommy Wiseau!

"I bet you… Noah your way around a woman."

I'm optimistic. I mean at this point, based on the Days of Future Past & the new Planet of the Apes, a B from the A.V. Club to a big blockbuster is actually closer to a high B+/ low A-.

Typing Amazon reviews where I pretend to be a kid while furiously masturbating. Ah, them's the good old days.

As someone who doesn't watch The Walking Dead, reading this article it sounds like they just collect young black kids so that they can kill them off.
Side-note: Are black people most likely to become zombies? I figure you'd see more Asian zombies, due to their population.

Looking over the list of episodes in AD S2, I may actually be inclined to agree with you. Plus it brought my favorite running gag of the whole show: Lucille reacting to Gene Parmesan.

Side-note: How much longer 'till TVCC coverage of The Wire? And will it be worth if without the first 3 paragraphs of the reviews being TVDW's personal stories?

Technically it would be "Fucking Penguins?! How Do They Work?"

Dramas:
Wire S4
Breaking Bad S5.2
Breaking Bad S2
Lost S1
Friday Night Lights S1
Sopranos S4
(I'm only on season one of The Shield)

Did it seriously premiere all the way back in December? Fuck, time is moving too fast. I'm getting old. Where are my Jeff Winger anti-aging pills?

And Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

The 100 is, according to this list, better than fucking Rick and Morty

They couldn't really film a lot of the stuff they do in front of a live audience

What's a dimininininnanah?

Boopie doopie doop boop sex

And there was a lot more greatness there than here: The Tupac sketch, the Wu-Tang torture sketch, The Cribs parody, "The Way to keep the show fresh is- I'm dead."

With something occasionally inspired

A.V. Club is slowly becoming SNL

This is totally unrelated, but just popped in my head: has the A.V. Club had a non white writer? I can't think of one right now. Not a bad thing, just wondering.