I liked the Workaholics thing about your third love being like the third Shrek, "The first two were cute and funny, but the third one SUCKED DICK."

So they shouldn't give her work because you're attracted to her and she's 16?

Season one, yes (Ugh… the internet demon episode *shudders*) but I still remember really liking it the first time I saw. Of course the huge crush that 14 year old me had on Sarah Michele Gellar helped a lot, too.

I think AD season 4 and Anchorman 2 are shit on too much. They're a lot better than what we could have gotten.

Not one of the greatest pilots, but one that I still love none the less, is Friday Night Lights
EDIT: Looking through the comments, that's been said a lot. So…. Buffy? The UK office? Game of Thrones? Futurama? How I Met Your Mother? Eastbound & Down? Those are all pilots I liked that haven't been said.

I honestly would still go with Lost, on the basis that, more than any other pilot I've ever seen, it made me NEED to see the next episode.

The episode was amazing, but…. where's the review of OITNB's second season that was promised for today?

So many. I guess if I had to pick, it'd be down to "Come On, God", "Eddie" & last week's "So Did the Fat Lady"

Drunk Community fan: "OH yeah Manhunter. That wassss pretty good. I like ssome of the choices made and (burps) all, but-but I think it suffers from an, in my opinions, inferior Hannibal Lector when (burps) compared to the other two (barfs)"

Drunk Community fan stumbles in, "Oh you think you're ssssoo special, wat with your third season and alll. We we suppossssed to have sssix seasons and a movie! You've got like 4 movies! Sure, two of 'em sucked and one was just okay, but you still Silence of the Lambs!"
Seriously, though, I'm super stoked for season 3…

Why would you compare NBC execs to 3 awesome things?

I feel weirdly dead inside

Sninkeeeeeeeeeeer!

The most I've ever laughed at an episode of SpongeBob is "Chocolate With Nuts"

So I tied an onion around my belt, which was the style at the time.

It sounds like you're celebrating his death

Yeah, white kids never smoke pot.

Well 16 years old are basically 7th graders who drink

IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED YOU'RE GOING TO NEED MORE DOVES THAN THIS!

I stopped watching halfway through "Grimm Job" As someone who's made it though "Friends of Peter G" twice, lemme say, that episode was UNWATCHABLE.