I'm sorry. I've failed you.

Guys, It's a real audience! (Under his breath) from 1930

Not many people comment round these parts, huh?

Riight when Lana asked to bang all the guys in the office after Cyril cheated on her

…..Amazingly I don't know which one you're referring to. Though I do imagine Kaley Cuoco to have a smooth vulva. Just saying

"I think it's great they gave Jerry this amazing home life, 'cus otherwise it would have been TOO much, ya know? I don't think it would have been as funny."- Jim O'Heir

Jim Parsons is gay, and even he totally wants to fuck Kaley Cuoco

He slimmed down definitely

Oh and one other that I didn't mind in the episode: Penny doing yoga.

I'll be honest, though, Brian Posehn going "ROCK SHOW! ROCK SHOW!" got a big laugh out of me, and I felt terrible

"That mean Comic Book Guy is not a good actor"
HOW DARE YOU BESMIRCH THE NAME OF CHILD STAR JOSH PECK!

I feel your pain (sort of). Straight edged kids weren't exactly lighting it up in my high school either (see what I did there?)

This is actually the first episode of this show I've ever seen. It was OK.

B.

They could have paid tribute to Fincher's work in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button by having one of the scenes be overly long and all around pretty fucking awful

Radiohead? Oh, interesting Coldplay!

Radio-who?

Butt soup, eh? Don't touch the crab dip!

Saying good riddance to a man's death is just awful. Morgan Freeman is a national treasure.

Are you saying Boo or Boo-urns?