"The perfect Holocaust documentary marathon

STOLEN JOKE:
"Hitler do you want juice?"
"No, I hate the juice"
"Why do hate the juice-"
"I hate the juice. I want to keep it away from people, hidden in camps."
"How would we sort these camps, Hitler? Cmon, what, by brand, by concentration?"
"Concentration, eh…."

Still less offensive than Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor. Oh wait. That actually happened.

Ouchwitz

These puns are offensive Anne Frankly not funny

Reading this passage I can tell you're in high school

Acid & salvia are fun things to do when you're 23. Which is how old I am, and it is fun!

You know who else has a straight face? Chuck Norris. Cus it's so obvious he's totally hetero. Ah, maybe it would make more sense if you were looking at his picture like I am.

The night it opened we ordered two shots, drank them, and burned the place to the ground! And over the roars of the flames Brasky yelled, "ALWAYS LEAVE THINGS THE WAY YOU FOUND THEM!"

And always wear TWO condoms. Or none, it does feel better that way.

Yeah but do those festivals have OutKast, Ellie Goulding, HAIM, Flatbush Zombies, Queens of the Stone Age, Lorde, Pharrell, Kid Cudi, MGMT, Cage the Elephant, Chvrches, Arcade Fire, Beck, Chance the Rapper and FUCKING NAS?

OutKast & FUCKING NAS!

It couldn't go well either way
"So the black guy's gotta be black?"
(Takes off mask)
"So the BLACK leader had his WHITE stormtroopers working under his POWER, but then at the last second you've got to diminish these accomplishment by making him white?!"
Read that as Key from Key & Peele

"FUR PILLOWS ARE ACTUALLY HARDER TO SLEEP ON"

I skip that boring ass Young Jeezy song and occasionally the one with not-Beyonce, but besides that every track is great

"I know, I know, yup, yeah me too/
OK, we get it, yup, yeah me too/
OK, everybody meet my good friend, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ"

yes

2005 George Bush begs to differ

I mean, Darth Vader was black

But isn't No Malice like born again now or something?