I'm from Michigan and when the blonde girls said that her vice was being "too complicated" I laughed and laughed and laughed until I had to pause it.

I JUST finished watching DS9 for the first time, and now I miss it. I watched the Visitor for the first time on Father's Day. I can't think of a third thing to say that would make it seem as though the previous two sentences were particularly related.

Wouldn't Glenn Beck, like, devour Ron Paul if they ever ended up in the same room? I don't think that's a realistic ticket, Mr. Revolution.

Coulda been
Man, this movie could've been fun. It clearly has all the energy in the world. But then someone went and forgot all the good jokes. Can't make a funny movie without good jokes.

Sure, Cupid could have been played by just about any actor with charisma, but boy did Piven make that part sing.

Hmm
That assistant looks fam . . . Salvatore!

Fancy New Music Player
Your fancy new music player doesn't seem to have either of the first two songs you mentioned listed. Those were the ones I would like to have heard, and I even scrolled through all 50 to try and find it.

"Some songs sounded like tossoffs…"

Aren't those things organic? C-H-O, and all that shit?

Oh god! Oh god! I just had the worst nightmare: it was 2003 all over again!

Alarm
Crazy Rhythms is the best wake-up album ever. It comes in gently, but oddly. It's been my alarm for a year now.

Mrs. Ofdensen, Phineas and Ferb is a wonderful cartoon. Are you just trying not to enjoy things?

No! That's not true, Mr. Billingham! Greek has a gay character in the main cast. And there's nothing stereotyped about him.

I wish this article had never ended
Damman Hardware: some awesome version of "Shout!" that may have been the Isley Brothers but wasn't their most common version. No, it wasn't Otis Day and the Knights, at least not the Animal Farm cover.

Invisible and famous
You can still be anonymous in public but talked about the country (or at least city) over if you are a professional athlete (and not exceptionally tall).

Claymation
So, judging by the screenshot, the game is in claymation? Apparently?

Greek is fantastic.

Umm
Of course the police didn't shoot him. Adam Sandler is white.

Setting /= Character
The setting cannot be a character. It can be a really great setting, but it's not a fucking character.

Detroit born and raised. I'm in Detroit right now. Whatever Mitch Albom did 20 years ago, he's spent the last ten trying to destroy journalism.