Wait, I'm sorry, doesn't Magic Johnson not have HIV anymore? Or something? Was that just an Onion article? Or possibly a dream?

Guys, nobody cancels one show "to put on" another show. They're not like, "Well, we're making some money off this Firefly show, and it's doing ok. But fuck it. I don't like it, and I want the Swan to be on the air instead." They cancel shows they are losing money on. Firefly was fucked with, but can you really…

If you don't like Westerns because you think they're not worth your time, because you're a critical hardass with no time for cowboys and Indians, then this list is the place to start.

Trying to bridge a divide here, Crazy might be familiar with some scandals in video game journalism, where advertising WAS affecting reviews. But this is the AVClub, Crazy, not some minor-league video game website.

No Middle Ground
Either there's got to be some sort of game-changing twist in the first season, or this show is going to be pretty dull week-to-week. Big Whedonite over here, but I've never understood how this premise was going to support a serialized show, and I've never been interested in Joss doing anything fully…

The Feelies
I have The Feelies - Crazy Rhythms waking me up every morning. It's not my favorite album of all time, but The Boy With The Perpetual Nervousness is the best alarm clock ever.

I'm not going to claim I've never accidentally pushed the Post button twice, or refreshed the page, but I did nothing to cause this double post.

Oh man
I think this is one of the best Offices ever. Not necessarily top 3, but I doubt I could find 10 better episodes.

Oh man
I think this is one of the best Offices ever. Not necessarily top 3, but I doubt I could find 10 better episodes.

Carla's absolutely grown on me too, but I was still really surprised by how much game she brought tonight. I hope (more than predict) she makes the final.

Carla's absolutely grown on me too, but I was still really surprised by how much game she brought tonight. I hope (more than predict) she makes the final.

Hello?
Are you . . . me? Like, from the future? Or the past?

vs. the Killers
Way back sophomore year, I got into this album and the Killers at about the same time, and to about the same degree. I've barely thought about this album since then, but I still think it's pretty much equal to that Killers album.

Are you blind to parenthetical explanations? I said that being on a show with two of the smallest women in the history of television made her look bigger than she was.

I counter that Firefly sucked whenever it focused on its weaker actors. Book might have been a cool character, but that guy was an amateur. On the other hand, Zoe as a character didn't really have anything going on, but you could at least count on Gina Torres to deliver lines naturally.

She grew into a little bit, but yeah! Tara pissed me off for a full season because she looked like a whale next to Hannigan and Gellar (even if she wasn't actually that big), and she couldn't even act!

When I was 6, I never could get anywhere in that game. I always floated as a bubble through a tunnel of spikes, only to get to a dead end. Never could figure out what to do next.

This came up an earlier week, and someone else pointed out that JD is the second best QB at the school, and they need him backing up Saracen.

They're both acting like they're 19. If you're in an exclusive relationship you want to be in, you don't make out with other people. If you're in a relationship you don't want to be in, you break up with the other person. Cheating is for sophomores in college.

I might be done
This might be it for me. The torture propaganda has never been this bad (or boring!), and all of the plot threads range from awful to dull. If I can stand not knowing what happens next week, I probably won't watch.