And Palin will be born in the year 2013 and will be the bastard child of Bristol and Tank Jones.

I call my penis "you again?"

I hope you know you just ruined the pilot episode for everyone here, whataworkout.

Oh, they'll ignore it all right.

I don't think they were thinking of the children when they named one of their kids Track.

"ride the wave of success of Borat?"
Uhm, did it just get released there or something? I'm pretty sure that "wave of success" hit the shore about 4 years ago, but, then again, I'm an idiot.

I don't know, Jon Stein was kind of a prick.

"shake, baby, shake?"

I Don't Admit This Often…
…but I've been reading "Going Rogue" and it's really shed a lot of light onto this situation, and by that I mean, makes no sense and by the time I'm finished reading a paragraph or two I want to murder someone in the most deplorable way possible. So, in closing, whatever this fuck head can…

Isn't there an awesome, tax-free liquor store on the border of Mass and NH? You guys should go there, I bought a great bottle of Balvenie there a few weeks ago on the cheap.

I'm surprised no one on the show has freaked out about not having their cell phone. They all seem like the type that *needs* to have it with them at all times so they can make with the text messaging and the drunk dials and the Jell-O pudding.

[HIGH FIVES KIRK. AWAITS FRAMED, AUTOGRAPHED PHOTO OF KIRK AND CHARLIE.]

Vinny? I think that's his real name, but man you're right, what a dumb fucking name.

My friend is at the Jersey Shore right now on vacation. I've advised him not to come home until he punches a drunk girl in the face or gets arrested while yelling "one shot!"

Eh, Holland, it's a toss up. I say we settle this as gentlemen by forcing them to work in porn for the rest of their lives and see who has the most "sales."

Those movies had a director? You just blew my mind.

I stand by my double-negative.

Okay, I would see the shit out of that.

He's busy.

Or Don Rickles.