You don't know many 16 year olds then. They are dicks. All of them.

I don't not envy
the come down from whatever drug(s) he was doing when he agreed to this, but at least he's sober now and making the right decisions.

Reggie Watts
Supposedly, Reggie Watts is going to be part of this from what I can garner from Twitter and other forms of social stalking.

May want to get that looked at, buddy. Last time that happened, Chris Farley died.

Yeah…well…my grandma died choking on a 12-inch cock!

*wink*

Sir, the outrage -as I understand it- is more about the desperation to include someone from "The Jersey Shore" into anything other than their own "reality" show on MTV. It's just sad and disparaging when "The Situation" is sought after to be part of anything that isn't a hardcore snuff film or a spray tanning…

You are correct sir!

Arsenio is correct. As usual.

I don't even care enough to not care. That's how little I care.

One form is not enough, all forms must go.

C'MON!

Fuck
So, Bieber in 3D, Nic Cage at the Zoo (or missing, who knows) and now this…

If you can't grow a beard, what's the point? Am I right? I know I'm right.

Great shower, got some new soap and washed the towels last night. It's the little things.

http://tinyurl.com/y93zq94

I wonder if the aliens will be played by Nick Swardson?

I disagree! Sir your watermelon is obtuse and protruding from the bottom entrance of the local submarine without any warning or minding of the hoot owls that have been taking up residence in the delicatessens orbital cooler!

Yes, yes he does.

His father fought those Nazis!