Nope, what everyone has said (positively) about Pootie Tang is correct. It is fucking awesome.

This Made My Day
On a very pathetic level, this is really the happiest I've been since stepping out of the shower this morning.

Don't you hate Olypants?

It's dead to me.

Maybe, just maybe
Nic Cage has become self aware and he's off plotting the demise of mankind.

No. That's actually the most appropriate response to this news possible.

Holly is coming back and now Olyphant?
Okay, The Office, you've managed to snare my interest for another season, but I'm only giving you 6 episodes to hook me for good this year or you're dead to me.

Yes. Except worse.

Yeah, but she's an old 16.

It's Official
Society is crumbling and we're just laying back and taking it.

Manute vs. Ty-D
Who is the better Bol?

When he bitch-slapped Joe Isuzu at the MTV Movie Awards that year Eddie Money co-hosted with The Fat Boyz I laughed so hard HI-C shot out of my nose, ruining my favorite Menudo shirt.

Just snake a tube down her throat and I'll be there in 4-5 hours.

Oh, sure play the race card right out of the box. Like it's impossible to conceive that any black, latino or asian person could find humor in Ron White.

Just remember this fact if you watch the sequel: Julie Benz is not Willem Dafoe.

This is not limited to America, sir, this is going to bring down society as a whole!

Age 6 - "Puppies!"

Hammer.

In response to the article above, yes they should have canceled ER when Clooney left and I hope they burn in hell.

and this was the greatest thing he ever did.