Horrific violence? PG.

No Country For Grumpy Old Men?

Learning German.

Yeah, how did that not happen?

"Fahrt" means "journey" in German.

Isn't it Mr. Chao?

I once had a doctor at a cocktail party tell me that penis cancer is "wild and fungating" which is precisely as bad as it sounds.

@avclub-b438f33d120fae67d78ea4cbe43de909:disqus, you realize that makes it sound like you think Batman actually gave Prince Joffrey that doohickey, right?

Presenter: Well now we come on to our special gift section. The contestant this week is Karl Marx, and the prize this week is a beautiful lounge suite! Karl has elected to answer questions on the workers' control of factories, so here we go with question number one: The development of the industrial proletariat is…

Sane people haven't used the word "bourgeois" since 1900.

Cool Hand Luke.

What!? Frasier was packed with sight gags. For instance, the longest running joke on the show wouldn't make any sense at all if you couldn't see the stiff little walk Niles does whenever Daphne gives him an erection.

It isn't true by a long shot. Just try to count the number of sight gags on that show. Hell, just count the number of "Frasier looks insane" gags.

Yeah, Robertson screws are one of the worst things about living in Canada. They strip in about 0.00004 seconds. You basically have to tape a stripped-screw remover to your screwdriver.

Outland is the first movie I ever remember sheeing that showed drug ushe in shpashe.

I still have a blood red refrigerator from 1974. It locks like a motherfucker and could easily kill my children if they climbed inside it.

Mrs. Weasley as the toothless old whore.

It would be impossible to make Animal Farm into a feature film unless you want to seriously pad out the running time.

Ejiofor would make a spectacular O'Brien, actually. If he explained to me that he could float up to the ceiling like a soap bubble, I would believe him.

Less is more, @avclub-faee0cdb03a643d235e16bd014943251:disqus.