The Captioline was a hill in Ancient Rome, the centre of Roman religion (it's where the temple of Jupiter Optimus Maximus was) and the core of the state administration.

"Have you ever had a whitehead on your eyeball?"

Oh, Lord, no.

The man is 74 and lives in Baltimore. If it wasn't for that goddamn movie, I'd be able to go back to picturing him working in a little repair shop — but secretly running a massive heroin empire.

I hear he got work, off-world.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit. Why'd you even say that out loud?

I would pay to see Aronofsky's take on Gilgamesh. I would also pay to see Russell Crowe play Enkidu.

"I'll just type with this from now on"

If Macbeth was a big influence on Harry Potter, I don't think Rowling knows how to read. Or, you know, comprehend what people are talking about on a stage.

Molotov Cockatiel.

That's because Michael Bay movies actually do permanent damage to your frontal lobe.

I mean, what are we to believe, that *heh, heh* Michael Bay doesn't, uh, watch The Simpsons or something?

"5 x 5 = SUCK"

"Brenda" is actually a nickname for Queen Elizabeth II. It's from an old satirical magazine called Private Eye.

Beaten to the punch…

Me and Robert Anton Wilson both kept a shorty or two round the way.

They'll just tape a bunch of cats together.

I know all those words, but they don't fit together like that.

How do you make a dead baby float?

"Franklin’s career seemed similarly incapacitated as the new decade dawned."