There are two other scenes in Babe that get me.

Dear Zachary didn't make me cry, it made me want to punch a judge. And not in the "that's a metaphor for me being angry" sense, but in the "I'm buying a plane ticket to Newfoundland" sense.

Apollo 13 makes me well up, too, but its the moment where Lovell's elderly Mom (actually played by Ron Howard's Mom!) — who seems pretty dementia-raddled most of the time — explains to the children that they shouldn't worry about their father because "If they could get a washing machine to fly, my Jimmy could land it."

Spirited Away is about the final moments of a childhood. You watch a girl stop being a girl. That is hugely sad, in a time-marches-on-and-the-bell-tolls-for-thee sense.

That is bullshit.
 
If someone has a "racist outburst", I don't care if they're 92 and killed 500 Germans on Omaha Beach. It is your duty to explain to them precisely why the world will be a better place when they die.

That's Glennnnn Beck.

I remember when she used to report on the O.J. trial.

Are you sure you want to compare Rush Limbaugh to Richard Pryor?

You sicken me.

Cut to the three of them playing golf, using flamingos as clubs.

Because it works so well?

*successful

Boogie Nights.

HE WAS LICKING MEEEEEEEEE!

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

Oh, God…why are you reading that? For a girl?

I would have liked to have seen Malcolm accidentally interrupt one of his friends doing some blow in a bathroom with some floozies.

"one of the forces of darkness that prevents society from becoming more rational and life-affirming"

Arabic Muslims believe that, @avclub-75a04ea0cbb9289084240583b76892d8:disqus, because they are hilariously chauvinistic about their shitty culture.

I have an Office Space magnet.