"Poverty isn't the worst form of violence…THIS IS!"

Yeah, that judge was HOT.

Blackface isn't "frowned upon".

I would like to visit Tom Hardy's "corner"…

Implied? Awwwww…shucks.

Aside from Katie Gyllenhaal, were there any women in either film?

"You…*chuff*….are my numbah one…*chuff*…[person]."

Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors.

Jesus, Cliffy…I don't know what kind of women you're into but most have a pair up top.

"Steve Jobs was a pioneer of digital music," Young says, "But when he went home, he listened to vinyl."

HAHAHAHA IT SAYS "NONE" — THAT'S CLEARLY AN ERROR!

Put the Aristotle down, Dan! It's POISONED!

I think about the sound a Brachiosaurus shit would have made, coming out.

Body of a twenty year old. Face like a truck stop glory hole attendant.

Well, you were -2 years old when it came out, so all is forgiven.

She certainly managed to overcome having the worst show business name this side of Bertha Zeppelin…

Reminds me of the time I saw American Psycho with my mother. Not recommended, by the way.

"Welcome, Leia. I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson, I'm the Physicist at this University."

I don't know why people slag the acting and the writing. Have you ever seen two teenagers in love or heard them talking to each other?

Goobacks?