George Costanza's whities were never tidy.

This. I love it whenever he shows up, but only because I want to hatefuck him to death. (And knowing he could wink me out of existence just for thinking that only makes it better.)

I didn't like how quickly Viserys died (on HBO, I mean).

King Theoden.

Now, you think General Mill gonna go down to the basement and say, "Hey, Mr. Honey Nut — you the bomb! We sellin' Cheerios faster than you can rip the middle out! So I'm gonna write my military-ass name on this fat-ass check for you!"?

He really rhymed those two things?

Where's the fun in that? The Victorians knew that shame and secrecy make for kick-ass fetishes and waaaaay more fun.

Bron-Yr-Aur Stomp is the single most joyous song in existence.

Not to be insensitive, but I think shooting yourself and not dying is the definition of "botched". If you can't use it then, the word is meaningless.

Right to die turns into Right to abuse your parents until they kill themselves and you get all their money REALLY fast.
Such a bad idea…

Sweet SUMMAH rain…like God's own mercy
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I say that all the time. (Well, in summer…)

The prison fire was in Honduras.

Pfft. Pervert.

You understand that the phrase "exception that proves the rule" makes no sense, right?

Why did you stay to listen to the whole thing?

You've clearly never been in jail.

The Return of the King won, genius.

I love that she broke out the "it's like kissing my brother" line in the middle of the interview in an unrelated context. She sounds hilarious, in a liberal-woman-of-a-certain-age-who-likes-cats sort of way.

If you don't like Night Moves, it just means you were a virgin until college. And really fucking bitter about it.

Who?