Is that a Jared Diamond reference? I'm thinking yes.

“I have this feeling after seeing A League Of Their Own, women can do anything.”

They be down here 'cause of the bodies, yo.

I like that.

The man makes a fine wine, though, and is amenable to being hugged.

That don't make a lick of sense, Mr. Eubanks. He's not making cocks.

Uncle Jesse is into eggplant. Clarence likes cantaloupe.

I'm sending that joke to Le-no!

You're thinking of his hardcore porno.

Fatual Interfat.

You misspelled "Raising Arizona".

He'd have said 'arsehole', if he'd meant arsehole.

I'd like you to meet, uh, Mahomet, Jug…dish, Sidney and Clayton!

Stephen Fry has become ill after someone accidentally brought him lobster on a dirty plate.

My house, on the other hand, is off to one side of a street.

I cannot answer you, because it's totally unknown to me what you just asked me, and also very boring.

*knock, knock*

Fuck, I haven't seen Outland in ages.

James Cromwell versus Jimmy Stewart.

If I had words, 
to make a day for you…….
I'D SING YOU A MORNING,
GOLDEN AND TRUE!!!!!