My favourite sold individual jelly beans for one yen.

Ah, so! Ah, so!

Bela Lugosi was actually buried in his Dracula cape.
 
Vincent Price and Peter Lorre both went to Lugosi's funeral. At one point, Lorre turned to Price and said, "do you think we should drive a stake through his heart…just in case?"

I'm reminded of that Chuck Klosterman line about Jimmy Page — he's counting his money right fucking now. Brian May is no different.

"There is a Higher Reality than this dumb ass World."
No, there isn't!

He's from Saskatchewan, and married to the ugliest piece of ass west of the hundredth meridian. Let him dream.

Martin Sheen will play He-Man in the new Masters of the Universe!

Russell Crowe prefers to shoot pizza delivery boys.

Richard Jenkins can play an awesome Tyrannosaurus Rex.

I saw it again recently. If it came out today, it'd be a pretty solid little genre film — the effects didn't hold up all that well, but its still creepy as fuck.

"Think you can outsmart a bullet?"

Japheth Boddiker's Revenge

Can you fly Dovie…over to Ararat and bring back an olive branch?

Cum? Do you mean cum? I think you mean cum.

He's got slithy toves, I think you mean?

Its a lot like watching Apocalypse Now. Almost all of it is great, but then you get a long shot of the boat going up river with ridiculous synthesizers playing. And all of a sudden you know you're in the 80s.

Leonard Cohones and The Slayers.

Ray Walston and Ray Winstone.

Anyone who gets pregnant in high school is a moron. Anyone who likes Juno is a moron. Your friend is a moron.

You have to ignore the terrible "Extended Cut" of Mohicans, is the thing. If that's all you've seen, I can understanding disliking it.