But MI3 let me see a tiny bomb destroy Felicity's brain.

I'll admit that he got me laughing when he shot the bystander for the fun of it.

I miss Mayor Ity. That guy had some great ideas about updating our crumbling municipal infrastructure.

On the other hand, who gives a shit?

The trailer for Tin Tin came out a long time ago. That's where that shot is taken from — included because the monotone graduate student who put this shitfest together wanted us to go 'Hey, look, he included Tin Tin!"

We call my boss 'Tribeerius' behind his back because most of his work days are three-beer ones.

The funny thing is, 'Neil Hamburger' actually sounds less made-up than 'Gregg Turkington'.

The Hamburglar killed Elliott Smith during a particularly brutal S & M session, and then made it look like a suicide.

What's with that 'perhaps' in there, fella?

I think the goal is to say, "hey, guys, I liked this…maybe somebody else can get some executive support going?" And then maybe the thing actually gets made instead of sitting in a pile.
The idea seems to be throwing a lifeline to the aspiring filmmakers, not mocking them.

Did…did Horsefellow take control of you telepathically?

That's a Ken Oppel reference, right? In a Calvin & Hobbes thread? I love this site…

The funny thing about this is that it makes me realize that its been over six years since I've rented a movie.

He's not actively trying to remain poor. Guy just has integrity. That rare kind of integrity that involves talking endlessly about picking feces out of your daughter's vagina.

Mr. Tooms is a mutant and a prolific serial killer. I wouldn't be so quick to judge — your liver may end up being used as wallpaper glue.

I'd prefer "Law & Order: Schenectady".

And then Nic Cage in a wig raped Jim Carrey in a toque with Phillip Seymour Hoffman in a tent.

And at the end, he'll get thrown over the bannister on the second floor of the cave — only to fall to the floor below, lying in a painful pose.

That's the Simpson's joke that made me laugh harder than any other when I first saw it. And it is still fucking brilliant.

That discussion broadened my horizons, it did. It also broadened my eyeballs.