Wouldn't it be an extremely simple calculation to determine how far the cannonball would go?

This reminds me of that time those assholes asked a volunteer to test out a Chinese Water Torture device to see if it 'works'. They even showed footage of a psychologist yelling at them afterwards. ('What do you mean 'if it works'? Of *course* it works…').

The palindrome of Everton would be Notreve!

Less high-fructose corn syrup.

Ahhhhh, that's the good snark.

I, too, have noticed that Flight Attendants tend to be flexible with respect to their sexual identity and, shall we say…rotund?

People looked at George Costanza and saw Larry David, the greatest living American humorist. Jason Alexander was completely superfluous.

Silly terrorist. If you'd ever left London, you'd have found a country with indoor lawn bowling alleys and drunken home farmers ready to shoot your immigrant ass if you even thought about leaving the footpath. Glad you liked the curry, though.

Always drink gin with a mark, kid. He can't tell if you cut it.

Failed Occupy Wall Streetsies.

He's a black man who killed a black man who looked like a white woman.

Holy shit…I have to rewatch the Twilight Zone movie, clearly.

Yeah, I was going to say…compared to some of the photos that get taken of celebrities around here, that is the spitting image of a shining god-man.

And you can bet he said it "pruf-ass".

Why would you give Nolan the benefit of the doubt? He's already made a movie in which electricity can clone people.

Alongside the cover of "Berenstain Bears Get Kicked In The Dick" that clip is the best thing the internet has ever brought to me.

Awww…now I'm all nostalgic for the days when the message boards didn't look like they were laid out by a mong.

I caught that movie on TV without knowing what it was, and was totally enraptured for two hours. One of only a handful of times that has happened to me. Which is to say, I liked it very much. The fact that Colm Meaney was fucking every girl in town while the other men were off getting killed in Flanders had me smiling…

Nah. Tom Waits should have been Mundungus.

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