I don't like to simplistically vilify an entire country, but Mexico is a horrible place.

Actually, he looks precisely like my Dad — aside from the acne scars.

You're going as a thirteen-year-old girl covered in your family's blood?

Failed 9thsies.

There are literally zero other, more plausible scenarios that would even remotely make sense in the context of the story.

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That was excellent, Todd. Really made my lunch break.

If you haven't watched the Plinkett reviews of the TNG movies, you should.

Everyone has historical blindspots. I'd imagine that academics have more than most, because they're so specialized. The guy probably has a PhD in Civil War History or something.

Based on the number of girlfriends that he has over the course of the show, Kramer has had sex with a minimum of 100 women a minimum of 1000 times.

That is not a new perverted idea, Bubbs, but I admire your innocence.

Wouldn't you?

Also, you made the mistake of choosing a screen name that required an apostrophe. And that just makes you look sloppy.

That's Kiera Knightley, the accomplished British actress.

The Viet Cong?

The first one was insane, and not particularly good. Moonbrained skeleton monsters? Gold-coin related Mesoamerican revenge upon Cortez? Legolas? Plus, the constant switching from cursed to not cursed to — oh! cursed again! — was really goddamned tiring.

Have you ever seen blood in the moonlight? It appears quite black.

Think I'd like to try me summa that cuk-aine.

Aw, go easy on the guy. He said "no" to drugs.

Anchorhead is a bodaciously small settlement, Lane. A fly speck on the map — a reststop on the way to Mos Eisley. I can't even get real drugs here!

I love the chimps that've learned how to use touch-pads to speak.