But will it explain how Evil-Eyebrows Ape Lincoln won the Civil War?

Seriously, I would call it "The Descent of Man" — for the Darwin pun, and because us humans are going to end up mute corn-thieving retards.

Fine work, Grrb. It's all there!

There are some astonishingly good Orson Welles clips on YouTube.

Unicron had but one cron, and one is a prime number, baby.

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Yeah, I don't recall FDR having horrible acne scars.

Murray would make a terrible Krusty — not Jewy enough.

Wouldn't it be great if it turned out to be a gritty crime drama?

No, you're not. You're disloyal.

The cigarette delivery guy is actually more of a 'Generic Blue Collar Guy', isn't he? I seem to remember him popping up a few more times.

This was actually pretty well done.

*leaps off couch*

I'm very pleased you're going to stick with it. I love the idea of these podcasts, and I think you guys are already figuring out what works.

I fight your kind every day, Archmage! You plot your Firsties and think that anything less is weakness! Well, feel my grip, Archmage! It's the grip of a man who avenges Firsties! Look into the eyes of your foe, and know that he will die fighting you and your evil! The world must never again mistake a Firstie for…

Who wants to bet that Good Point and laterite are the same person?

Where do you plan on stowing the valise full of blow, Spader?

I would pay quite a lot of money to see Charlie Sheen sing "Mr. Cellophane".

Utter classic.

Ving Rhames looks like he's actually carved out of dark chocolate in that photo.