They made a sequel to The Matrix? Is it any good?

Guys who wear blue contacts deserve eyeball cancer.

The Rockford Codices.

In the post-apocalyptic wasteland, Stephen King novels emerge as the basis for a new religion: Thankee-sai.

I think John Cusack will do a passable job as Poe in "The Raven".

Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak January,
And as is customary, I watched a gorgeous black-skinned whore.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; vainly I had sought to borrow
From her film surcease of sorrow, sorrow for the culture war.
O, on the internet that sweet maiden, by three darkies fucked hardcore,
Is rutting…

If you catch the ten giant Poes you can get the fourth bottle.

"That lassie go' glassed, and no cunt leaves here till we find oot what cunt di' it."

Not sucky about approaching 30:

Is the joke that Adam Sandler is dumb, or a really slow typer?

My but doesn't young John Malkovich speak profanely…