Oh, those liberals! Always tolerating things and accepting people and whatnot! When will they ever learn! Condescending chuckle!

THEY LIVE
It hardly ever shows up on TV, but when it does I watch the entire thing. If I ever discover that aliens are using us as slaves, I hope I take it half as well as Roddy Piper did:

Did Dickens write a bunch of scenes where Scrooge is violently thrown through the air? Because according to the commercials that's what like half the movie is.

If I ever own a race horse it's going to be named "Ten-Million-Dollar Muppet Show."

The way I think about anthropomorphic bears will never change
I'm against them.

I'll trust your judgment on that then, David. I was really looking forward to this until I saw the promos and rolled my eyes at the "hope and change" stuff, then the Chicago Tribune ran a review that said the show "takes aim at Obamamania" and my enthusiasm was further damaged.

Judging from the way the promos have been making sure "hope" and "change" get mentioned a lot, you tell me.

Get Ready
For this to become Glenn Beck's new favorite TV show.

I don't fucking care what anyone says, "Predator 2" IS an American Movie Classic.

Not surprising…
considering that German sitcoms are generally set in factories.

Doesn't Hank still think he's a Highlander? 21 shot him with a tranq dart last season in an attempt to convince him he was immortal, and Hank bought it. "Give me the prize!"

Not the least of which was the fact that when they showed Sgt. Hatred as Brock's superior in "Invisible Hand of Fate," he had a Guild ring in his desk.

Another possibility: an episode of "The Real Ghostbusters" titled "The Collect Call of Cathulhu."

This headline
accurately reflects the maximum amount of information I wanted about this story, as well as my interest level in said story. I can only assume this is because the AV Club is beginning to subconsciously tailor itself to my personal tastes.

Rusty also built the Joy Can all by himself (powered by the heart of an orphan), as well as the Ooo Ray (which has nothing but evil applications). He'd make a great mad scientist if he wasn't so lazy and clinging to what little scruples he has.

…and a memorial to Wonder Boy on his front lawn. Not surprisingly, Rusty seems to be the only person in the city fooled by Captain Sunshine's secret identity.

It's not so much that Hank and Dean are literally derived from Brock and Rusty, but Dean would be a mama's boy not matter what, and Rusty is definitely the mother figure in the Venture family dynamic. Notice also how Hank refuses to acknowledge Sgt. Hatred as his bodyguard. Hatred is dumped into the stepfather role,…

Hank can surprise you with that retard strength sometimes.

I want to see him do some Frank Miller-style narration at some point.

21!
I love that 21 is going through a "grim and gritty" phase after the death of 24, complete with claws, stubble and Liefeld-like pouches all over his costume.