And why are Honey Nut Cheerios so goddamn delicious? Can anyone explain that to me?

I guess Cage was inevitable because he can't let a comic book be adapted into a movie without trying to angle his way into some part.

Charlize Theron?
Why would the producers pay for some of the voice actors in this movie? Do Charlize Theron, Kristin Bell or Nicholas Cage have voices distinct and appealing enough that people will pay just to hear them coming out of a cartoon's mouth?

Dumbledore, I get where you're coming from, but I've got this list I have to get through and…hey, do you mind if I sit down for a second? Cool, thanks. Ahh. Oh, that's better.

Hey guys
Has anyone come in and called you all latte-drinking liberal hipster shits for hating on Jay Leno yet? No?

Everytime I watch an old MST3K
and I hear Joel make a reference to "a Woozle whose name is Peanut," it always feels like some kind of chilling prophecy to a doom we were unable to prevent.

Le Car
Look, there's Le George! Bon jour, Le George! Let's throw Le George in Le Locker!

Regardless of your ideological leanings, wiping your butt with something and then looking at it and giggling is the lowest form of political discourse.

And then, instead of admitting to ourselves that we wasted $200 on something that holds absolutely no value to us anymore and only makes us experience regret, let's force ourselves to be really excited about it and babble about it nonstop to our friends! We could probably derive the same amount of enjoyment from…

Elongated Man only exists because the writer of The Flash comics at the time didn't know that DC owned the rights to Plastic Man.

I think it was implied that Molotov was the one who sabotaged Brock's car. She said something like "Car trouble?" right when the Black Hearts stormed the Venture compound.

Adding my support for Ron Howard and Beck.

You seem like a fun guy.

"Shared cultural experience?" What is that, some kind of hippie thing? Fuck that, I wanna watch my Steven Segal movies in my own home, where no snot-nosed little turd is gonna tell me I can't swig a tall bottle of Dimetapp with my pants open.

I loved that Kenneth wears a Mr. Rogers sweater with all of his page pins on it while relaxing at home.

My TiVo tells me the next episode will deal with Pam and Jim being "shocked" by Michael's new girlfriend, so there you go.

Giant, underwater, sleeping god? Is there any non-Euclidian geometry in this movie?

Isn't it really disingenuous to call it "complete" when everyone knows they're making new episodes for Comedy Central, though? If you want to be pedantic about it (and I do), they should put a sticker on the box that says "(TO THIS POINT)."

Ho Hum, that's it! Bill Watterson is the Steve Ditko of comics!

I thought guys in whiteface rarely said anything at all.