TV will actually replace your friends now
Long live the new flesh!

Aw, that's disappointing to hear. We're really not such a bad bunch of guys, once you get to know us.

Australia
30 Years of Electricity

JammerJim, you'd better get cracking on that Clavin and Hobbes movie before John Ratzenberger croaks.

I can't wait
For the remake with Edward James Olmos as Ben.

Solving Nashville's problem is easy: change the mascot from a sabretooth tiger to the actual Predator. Have Sonny Landham and Carl Weathers drop the puck on opening night, and celebrate every goal scored with "COME ON! DO IT! I'M HEAH, KILL ME NOW!"

Cubs fan reporting in to say that humiliation and painful loss does indeed get kind of boring after a while.

And even Nick at Nite stopped showing it years ago, along with anything else made before 1989, seemingly. "Cheers" is apparently too old for Nick at Nite now. Think about that for a minute.

I would have thought George Lucas would have been the first director to vanish completely into digital-land, but there go Zemekis and James Cameron ahead of him.

Mrs. Knowitall, what happens then when my pursuit of happiness infringes on yours?

It seemed to me that everyone else, while they were pissed off at Jim, realized Dwight wanted them to physically drag Jim out of his office and possibly beat him up. Even though they hated him at the moment, none of them could make that Schrutian leap to armed insurrection.

"Conceptualize the Fockers"
"Become Vaguely Aware of the Fockers"

Santos, I believe Roger Ebert refers to that as the "idiot plot," where the only way the plot can progress is if everyone involved is a complete moron.

So…
is Alba going to play the oblivious sexpot who creates needless tension for Ben Stiller's marriage, or is she going to play the personality-free harpy who constantly scolds Ben Stiller for being so hapless?

Vio Citrus Burst
I knew a kid in college who would experiment with all the food in our college's dining hall like he was 6 years old. Once he squeezed the juice of a lemon wedge into a full glass of milk, and the results were that it instantly curdled, turning yellow with vomity chunks in it. Needless to say, I am not…

Flesh, Tx.
A: Horrible straight-to-video sex comedy?
B: Horrible straight-to-video erotic thriller?
C: Horrible straight-to-video zombie movie?

Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms, I've heard.

Spacemonkey Mafia, I really hope you're reading the current Ghost Rider comics by Jason Aaron, because it comes closer to what you want from the series than any other incarnation of the character. There's a Ghost Rider who gets into a bar fight with zombies, a demon-possessed trucker, and even a vampire version of…

Darth Vader's in this?
Is his mask supposed to be a secret map of Washington DC's catacombs or something?

I remember minor radio personality Mancow Muller tracking the same general evolutionary path. Started out with fart noises and a dumb fat sidekick, then started ranting about his apartment being monitored by UN helicopters, then started openly comparing Clinton to Hitler on the air, then devoted air time to cranks who…