The American government and armed forces stopped Hitler.

Leno is intolerable to me because he's one of those guys who seemingly knows he's not very good and overcompensates by kissing the audience's ass. You know, one of those entertainers who goes out of his way to talk about how awesome his fans are, like Dane Cook or Jimmy Buffett or Larry the Cable Guy.

Tonight, on…"The Mimic!"
"Hellloooooooo? This is Mrs. Devereaux!!"

Judging from the picture
Chris O'Donnell and LL Cool J star in a new series about a team of fashion designers hand-picked by Edna Mode to design the next generation of superhero costumes.

No, Sadsad, that's your personality, and it's completely won me over. I know exactly what I'm going to be doing whatever day "Avatar" comes out.

@Sadsad: So how about saying, "I've seen it and it's actually pretty good," instead of calling people "shit" and acting like an overly-sensitive fanboy?

Umm, excuse me…
but the correct spelling is actually "Spider-Man," complete with hyphen, as this is how his name was spelled in his first appearance in Amazing Fantasy #15! Thank you!

Sadsad, you haven't seen the movie yet, either, so just calm down. I've read the articles about the movie, I've read the plot descriptions, it doesn't sound interesting to me. There's apparently nothing exceptional about it other than the copious amounts of special effects, which is no longer enough to make me want to…

Cameron has a decent track record, but there's nothing about this movie that doesn't sound like something you've already seen in a sci-fi movie or video game and you're probably already bored with.

Actually, I'm mostly hoping Avatar crashes and burns because then it would sort of vindicate that poor dope who ruined his life making "Delgo." It would illustrate that not even James Cameron can get away with making a convoluted feature-length video game cutscene.

Avatar
is probably going to suck. Another dumb-ass sci-fi "epic" filled to the brim with stock characters, quasi-mystical nonsense (I wonder if the aliens have an ancient prophecy about one who shall lead them to victory in their darkest hour?) and stuff blowed up real good.

Other than that time Bill Burr went off on Philadelphia, I don't think so.

According to Bill Hicks, watching Kanye West cry and doing awkward promos with Bob Costas are Leno's private circle of Hell for doing those Doritos commercials a bunch of years ago.

COMEDY AT 10 PM!!!
LENO: Would your dead mother be proud of what you did?
KANYE: *sobs*

I'd like to think that in Bay's version, Ripper ends up being right and a bunch of underwear models in fatigues run in slow-motion through explosions.

It's true, you can tell because he has a big Dracula medal on his chest.

Burl of Earth, you are our civilization's last hope against the Lords of the Galactic Junta, who at this very moment have our peaceful planet in the vice grip of their indestructible armada. Can you take the helm of our world's only weapon and drive off the marauding hordes? Can you seize your destiny and become the…

Yeah, a good rule of thumb is that whenever a church sign asks a question, the answer is always Jesus.

You are quite correct in your assumption, commenter Balls 4682. Other things Dr. Doom is NOT:

Memo to Fox and Akiva Goldsman
Don't fuck up Dr. Doom again. That is all.