I've said it many many times and it will always be true
John Waters should have been the next host of "The Price is Right."

Most exciting thing about this is…
that Who Framed Roger Rabbit can now be considered a Marvel/DC crossover, and could possibly be a Crisis on Infinite Earths tie-in.

That's how John Madden avoided tax evasion (avosion?) charges.

Even Flynt has more class than Joe Francis.

Ahahahaha
What a piece of shit. "All of my expenses are legitimate! I have a right to embezzle money! I AM sex! Kanye West! The internet! EXOTIC CARS!"

The catch is
that when you go to use it, Moore will follow you around the store and ask "Do you really need that?"

That's a good point, ghidora, the human characters in GMKG:GMAOA! are far more watchable than any others in the series. The family melodrama actually has some bearing on the plot instead of bringing it to a grinding halt every time it comes up. They're still boring compared to the monsters, at least you don't audibly…

Best Godzilla Movie Ever
…for a few reasons:
1. The title, natch.
2. Unlike a lot of the namby-pamby flicks he's been in lately, Godzilla in this one is totally evil as hell and will mess your shit up without hesitation.
3. Mothra doesn't waste a lot of time at that turd-looking larval stage.
4. The monsters actually…

@AsslessChaps - DC has been trying to get more 80s stuff in the Showcase format, but hang-ups with the royalties have put some of those on hold. I know volumes of Suicide Squad and Captain Carrot were planned but had to be shelved. They did publish a Batman and the Outsiders book, however. Along with the 70s Shazam!…

The original Squadron Supreme is pretty darn good, even if the pacing is way off in a lot of places and certain elements of the plot seem crammed into the corners (one major character's death takes place in a freaking caption!). It's interesting to read as a sort of proto-Watchmen, which it gets compared to a lot.…

Fine, I'll take a walk…over to KIRK DOUGLAS'S HOUSE!

The Space Phantom of the Opera
Jesus Christ Firestar
Beauty and Hank McCoy
The Sound of Mutants
The Kang and I
A Thor-us Line
Starlight X-Press
The Best Little War Machine in Texas

So you is only concerned about the fame and fortune?

I used to ironically own a book called "Turmoil in the Toybox" on this exact topic. The author's entire argument against He-Man is: "There is only one Master of the Universe, and it is Jesus Christ."

Middle America's hatred of latte-sipping pretentious East Coast ivory-tower film critics trumps its hatred of godless sodomite West Coast hippy-dippy film producers, I guess. Especially when there's chicks in rubber costumes.

If I were in possession of the casting couch those executives have, I would certainly have no need or desire for any of Knowles' orifices.

It insists upon itself.

Slipped on pee-pee at the Costco.

He also looks like he's trying to look like Ed Burns in that photo up there, in case anyone was looking for another reason to want him to die.

SNARK!