The issue isn't that he had a son, it's that he didn't know it and it's too late for him to be a father and husband. In this case, it's not the Kryptonian side of Superman that puts him on the outside, it's his human fallibility, his desire to be everything to everyone. He wants to reconnect to his dead family on…

Lex Luthor as an industrialist was only developed in the 1980s. Before 1986, he was more of a "mad scientist" type.

So the moral of the story is that instant gratification is still an illusion, okay. Keep trying, humanity!

Netflix has become the victim of its own popularity - the studios and networks have realized how much money they could make by leasing out their content, and now they want Netflix to pay through the nose for it. Netflix can't just pay license fees that are suddenly much bigger without raising the revenue to do it.…

"Sarah America" is Palin's secret pop-star alter ego, who will be revealed in this movie. When she's wearing her blonde wig, that's how you can tell she's Sarah America.

"Suck It, Wonder Woman!"
Ironically, this is also what Terrence Howard said to Robert Downey Jr. that got him bumped from "Iron Man 2."

That's just it, though: Ennis used to be good. Preacher and Hitman were good comics. Somewhere along the way, though, Ennis apparently became convinced that people were reading his stuff to see people getting raped and shitting themselves. He's like Frank Miller in the sense that he's exaggerated all of his most…

And his superhero costume was a pair of Doc Martins and a flannel shirt tied around his waist.

Garth Ennis has been trying to create "Marshall Law" for the last 10 years or so and hasn't been doing a very good job of it.

I think she's more of a Box Office Placebo, actually.

Purity Balls are disgusting to me not necessarily because of the weird contracts these fathers take out on their daughters' hymens, but also because of how incredibly lazy the whole thing is from a moral standpoint:

Aside from how he's been drawn for the last five decades, what about the character of Peter Parker makes him inherently white? How would it change anything about the character other than the color of his skin? I'm not asking this in a "How dare you!" kind of way, I'm just curious.

How's his stew?

GUITAR

"Percy Jackson and the Olympians" kind of sounds like some soul group from the 70s. Percy Jackson probably still tours around with a bunch of rotating studio musicians. Meanwhile, the surviving original Olympians wait for word from their lawyer as to whether or not they can put "The Olympians" on the marquee outside…

He was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize in 2007 by the Landmark Legal Foundation, a conservative non-profit advocacy group. Limbaugh is a member of its board of directors.

Actually, on a second read I think I understand where Tarkovsky is coming from. The American brand of liberalism has become staid and predictable in its opposition to the status quo, and in doing so has become the antithesis of its stated purpose of progressive thought. Simple rejection is not progressive thought, and…

I worry about that Justin Bieber kid
He says he wants to tell me something one time, but keeps repeating himself. I'm afraid he might have some kind of neurological impairment.

Hm, Tarkovsky…I don't think Armageddon it.

Coming out on 2/12 there's that Harry Potter rip-off, that Love Actually rip-off and The Wolf Man, which is a Wolf Man rip-off. All of these rip-offs have the potential to knock the Dances With Wolves rip-off out of first place.