Clowns to the left of me…

#DankeDrumpf…

I didn't think we were doing phrasing anymore…

The Ollie North remembers…

These pun threads keel me every time…

More like relocating to a Cinnabon in Nebraska…

And on the size of their brain…

Guards! Guards! is the best starting point, in my opinion. But the 1st two Tiffany Aching books are probably my favorites, overall…

Let's play chess…

We're not doing phrasing anymore…

HODOR!!

No worries. We aren't doing "phrasing" anymore…

Don't know. Got to do with where choo choo go…

I deny the allegation and I deny the alligator…

Sun-dried agar agar jam powder? Brilliant!!

Nice weather in the Seychelles

Conversely, you haven't really cringed until you've walked in on your grandmother in the process of pouring her larger-than-life pancake boobies into a highly-reinforced bra. I threw it into reverse so fast it's a wonder I didn't strain something…

…took me knee-high to a man

Blade Walker: Texas Stranger

Great. Now I have to figure out some way to forget the phrase "hamfisted masturbation"…