"I'm like Malory,
I'm drinking and paying ISIS salaries"

I believe referring to it as a "weiner" move would be more appropriate…

IDK, The Particular Sadness of Skinny Pete comes close…

He's a true handyman…

So, how are the kids these days?

Clearly a man of constant sorrow…

"Kif, fetch my formal shorts."

…and there was great rejoicing…

I think you're bluffing…

Damn, out of tapioca again!

It's pronounced \"Dark-'starre\

I'd totally change my avatar to "Lame Duck of Evil" if I could figure out how…

on porpoise (to keep the puns on track)

I'm Gungan stay out of this…

Chaos is a ladder…

If he had two dead rats he'd give you one…

Hey guys, I just wanted you to know that, the reactors won't take it; the ship is breaking apart and all that… Just FYI.

Clearly needs unguent…

Cherlene's favorite, certainly…

Either way he's a swordsman…