I can't wait to look at Blue Ivy's pictures online in 16 years and wonder if she's legal yet while staring at the lotion across the room and feeling sick. Hopefully the Brickernet won't be smart enough to send an immediate alert to the police in the future.

Last time I wore a pink tie I ended up with a Pirate's head attached to my left leg and a Aquanauts helmet full of puke and regret.

The Random Lego Guy Dancing Hour?  I put so much work into that show…kind of.

Yes, yes it was. And might I add, I brickin' love Wizards Of Waverly Place. That's my show! Did you guys see this episode tonight? It blocked! I wanted Justin to win, man that sucked.

NO BLOCKS

So is Rick Ross like the new Dawes or something? Are we supposed to enjoy "that Miami Beach sound"?

Oh.

Yes, yes I do. To the edit button! Damn c-shaped hands…this might take me a minute.

It was better than finding that one set of toe nail clippers finally but not as good as separating two Lego bricks with one hand.

Ironically, I'm a Lego. Wait, am I using irony right? Dammit, how does that song go? "Blah blah blah, raaaaainnnn on your wedding daaaayyy." Ah. Still don't know if I'm doing it right.

In my defense, it took my a year to figure out that the "Logo" channel wasn't the "Lego" channel. By then I was already curious.

False. I played with Lincoln Logs.

As usual, nary a Lego show in sight. Ricky Gervais' got a pretty flat shaped dome though, so I guess I'll go "Extras". How about covering "Bricks and Sticks" next time? Pretty popular Lego show about gay culture. I only know it from…people I know. Yeah…people I know.

They're unfavorables. We have a caste system for a reason. I know some, good people, but I wouldn't take them to a party with Dragon Knights or Bionicle.

Your picture makes me think of my Uncle Redbeard. He wasn't a pirate or anything, just Irish :(

…OF BLOCKS!

Really? Because the muffin baskets we gave them said otherwise…and also had most of the banana muffins missing. Semantics really.

I know! Lego Thanksgiving isn't until April 14 and it celebrates the end of the long standing Pirate/Knight wars, not Pilgrims and Indians. Though, we do have Indian Legos too, they just stay on their 100 peg, square land. And before you get all angry, they have a tree stump AND a river. So, yeah. Paradise.

Yeah? Do it! Brickin' do it, dude! IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO WHAT YOU SAID YOU WOULD DO, GET OUT OF HERE! BECAUSE I'M RAGING! BLLLLOOOCCCCKKKKKSSSSS!!!

How dare you! …In other words, yes.