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Just…bricktacular. I will pay five gems from the Dragon Knights Castle playset to see this. No more, no less.

Just…bricktacular. I will pay five gems from the Dragon Knights Castle playset to see this. No more, no less.

Don't you hate Mega Bloks?! Tell us to burn Mega Bloks!

Don't you hate Mega Bloks?! Tell us to burn Mega Bloks!

Maybe, but I'm the one who blocks.

Maybe, but I'm the one who blocks.

Block block!

Are you guys Lego friendly here? I'd like to be apart of this.

Fuck you! L is for Lego, you block headed, smelly, mutant Mega Blok. I can sniff one of you walking garbage receptacles from forty blocks away. Die, Mega Blok!

[clears throat]

I shit a brick.

Thanks! My cousin played C3PO.

I'd rather watch my uncle Blocky try to do long division on his fingerless Lego hands than this. The guys sucked.

One can only pray it'd fall apart. Then we'd be rid of one more smelly Mega Blok.

Exactly. Though I do hate Aquanauts. They think they're so cool…and lest I forget; dirty, scummy, garbage eating Mega Bloks…

I'd probably say this is racist but I'm a Lego…

I hate the cliche fat guy soul singers. At this point, I'd be more impressed if a fat guy with glasses didn't sing soul. Makes me blockin' crazy. That's where Lego's have the advantage: we don't have fat people. So no soul whiners for us!

#SixSeasonsandaLegoCastle

Got a job in the brick mines. Been workin' my block off. Also: had sex. With a girl. So…yeah.

Brick yeah! First!