Hell On Wheels was decent. I was disappointed that none of trains could be torn apart to build beach houses or race cars like they can here in Legoland though.

I see how it is. You just want me to put on a show for you, huh? You want me shuck and jive for ya, massa? I can build that sir, yessir I can. I'M NOT YOUR BRICK SLAVE.

How about a Lego host? That Dragon Knight guy is HI-LARIOUS. Why the media always gotta put down the Lego Man? Can we get a Bricker on TV?

This feels like the plot of a terrible episode of Brickney. Whitney in your country.

I would love to be under the Legotoe with Bieber…I mean, uh, Jennifer Lopez? Yeah! Lopez! I'd love to touch her…belly button? Oh god, my dad is gonna hit me with a brick if he reads this. I think my wife knows. She found that skinny brick I keep under the bed…anywho…

Damn! They have a higher MSRP than my castle/race track set.

I don't know…our hands fit pretty well around the holes in their bottoms…

Brickman Cain is a great candidate. I too, can't help but place my c-shaped hands on things that fit them perfectly. Ah, the joys of holdin' stuff. Brings a tear to my eye.

Yeah! Find that Mega Blok bastard that killed MJ! I know it was one of those smelly, plastic deformities.

LEGO NEEDS BRACES

FINALLY someone wants to talk about feelings. Thanks for asking. I guess I'm doing ok. I'm still having intimacy issues but I'm getting better. Yesterday I let a little boy put a nice hat on my head. So that was nice. My damn wife just keeps nagging and nagging though, "Don't store bricks in the bedroom", "Don't peg…

Who created us? Uh, The Great Builder, duh. We know a God created us. I mean, look at how everything in our world fits together so well. Only an intelligent creator could have done that. For every hole, there's a peg. It's the way of The Creator.

What can I say? It's infectious.

That's right, Random Lego Guy beat someone to a joke. Take this time to evaluate your life.

Wyatt Knight? Oh goodness, I'm relieved. I thought that said Wayne Knight. I was gonna lose my bricks of the fat guy from 3rd Rock From the Sun died.

Only Lego's who go to college can work on the Technic stuff and the Bionicle guys are like royalty, so thanks!

More like a middle class mans Redbeard the Pirate, amirite?

Finally!

Lots of people are imaginary. To a hyperactive five year old named Thomas, I'm an Astronaut. His room smells awful, but he's a good kid for the most part. He almost never pops my head off.

I'll stick with Brickster. Much scarier…whenever he pops the hands out I cringe. Plus, LaBrickta is in it a lot less.