We all have round heads, his peg is gone though. Pshh…assimilation. It's like when the Cone Head guy changed his teeth and became too human. We like Karl but we won't hesitate to throw him into a battle with a giant claymation monster.

I always thought the Oscar sort of looked like a Lego guy. I take it as a tribute to us.

True that. Preach the gospel of the almighty builder!

I want to make sweet, sweet love to Rya - I mean Sandra, Sandra whatever her name is. Her. The lady one. Oh god, oh god. No one tell my parents, ok? I promise to build you guys some badass race cars if you don't.

Thank you! We had lunar rovers YEARS ago. We already have bases on Mars and Atlantis.

We have a rich history of sword fighting, soccer, race car driving, building, and medieval appreciation.

What you call dogs we call "Swutzdagotta", or "Monster of Feces and Teeth" in Legoese.

Duplo are scum and are treated as such. Not my problem.

They're a threat to Lego culture too. We don't need, nor desire, that riff-raff.

It's on like Donkey Kong. I'm calling Batman.

I just wanted all my new white friends to like me…it's not mellow bein' yellow.

Scum like you aren't good enough to lick the plastic off my leg holes. Sounds like Megablok talk if you ask me…

The best selling album this century in Legoland is "Block To White" by Amy Brickhouse. Yes, she's a brick house. She's mighty mighty.

We call them "Islanders" in Legoland.

Equality…I have a dream.

Fox still has nothing to show! Zing! C-shaped high five!

But are Legos allowed? It's about time we get over the "No Brickers Allowed" signs. It's 2011 guys. I await the day that "Generic Smiley Face Lego" gets a star. Do you know how many commercials he's done? Some people say I look sorta like him. Ahhh, you guysssss. I do not.

I wonder if my band "The Rolling Blocks" still has our page up…I haven't went their in years - though that's probably because it's impossible to type fast with my hands. It took 56 minutes to type this.

I don't know why he hasn't put in CGI Lego people yet. I'm itchin' to get me bricks off to a Lego Leia. We're prohibited from shining our bricks while looking at humans.

I always say I like blocks, bricks, building, working with my c-shaped hands, and fitting nicely into two pegs…I don't get many replies…