@avclub-a93a879594c13c12a83fd45ab289a022:disqus No, no, it WAS Dean Cain. That's how fucking good the performance was.

@ToddG If so, he's clearly underestimating the distressingly large number of Breaking Bad fans apparently eager to see an abusive monster murder his shrewish but justifiably freaked-out wife.

@ToddG If so, he's clearly underestimating the distressingly large number of Breaking Bad fans apparently eager to see an abusive monster murder his shrewish but justifiably freaked-out wife.

I don't know, YOU had him last!

I don't know, YOU had him last!

Agreed, but they covered it in the Gateway to Geekery.

Agreed, but they covered it in the Gateway to Geekery.

Check the Gateway to Geekery they mention this list is an extension of - it's their very first suggestion for a starting point.

Check the Gateway to Geekery they mention this list is an extension of - it's their very first suggestion for a starting point.

It's a strong argument for the idea that MST3K is at its best when the movie in question is a step or two up from Absolutely Awful - Jack Frost is weird and meandering, but it's not actually HORRIBLE. (See also: The Final Sacrifice).

It's a strong argument for the idea that MST3K is at its best when the movie in question is a step or two up from Absolutely Awful - Jack Frost is weird and meandering, but it's not actually HORRIBLE. (See also: The Final Sacrifice).

I'm going to go out on a limb here and make the case that Joe Don Baker, when compared to the average MST3K-appearing actor, is actually a pretty good performer. Sure, he only really has the one character he can play, but he does manage to perform it with a certain sweaty, gristly charisma.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and make the case that Joe Don Baker, when compared to the average MST3K-appearing actor, is actually a pretty good performer. Sure, he only really has the one character he can play, but he does manage to perform it with a certain sweaty, gristly charisma.

@avclub-62812d8eb06386505986efff8b5e43ac:disqus Really? Because everyone I know was talking about how much better it would have been to capture him alive for a trial, and how gross it was that everyone was crowing over the death of a weak, sick old man.

@avclub-62812d8eb06386505986efff8b5e43ac:disqus Really? Because everyone I know was talking about how much better it would have been to capture him alive for a trial, and how gross it was that everyone was crowing over the death of a weak, sick old man.

Jazz lung cancer ward?

Jazz lung cancer ward?

I hate that my disgust for Cook and his inability to be a human being for once and let a tragedy rest for a little while before using it for shitty jokes is currently warring with my joy at hearing someone else agree with me that The Dark Knight Rises is a shitty movie.

I hate that my disgust for Cook and his inability to be a human being for once and let a tragedy rest for a little while before using it for shitty jokes is currently warring with my joy at hearing someone else agree with me that The Dark Knight Rises is a shitty movie.

Next episode: Fry gets a cellphone. Bender possibly buys a bear.