WHERE'S 9???

The one Dr. Facehands viewer, ladies and gentlemen!

My money's on Skyler saying it in the next few episodes of Breaking Bad.

Samm Levine can go back to playing poker with Kevin Pollack as his chief source of income, as the Universe has righted this wrong.

Aaaaagh… that kind of looks cool.

Sadly, no.

Hey, you know who doesn't have FXX?

I received a bong as a gift this weekend.

Stop it.

It's an anagram of Mhookleesy.

FX has been quietly chugging along while AMC's been flailing wildly as its two good shows start to wind down. They're like the King of the Hill of basic cable prestige.

I hear they're gonna resurrect Bob Hope to play Pete Rose.

His movie work's been on the wane for the last few years, so I'm glad he'll get a venue to really stretch his wings and do something great.

I think my favorite thing about that character is how clearly annoyed Scott Aukerman is by it after a few minutes.

I don't like your new avatar. This time you've gone too far.

Imagine if that picture was a half-inch away from your face every morning when you woke up.

Not until the government OK's the use of Acting Units to objectively determine one's actual acting ability.

There's this issue people over 40 have where they actually read what's written about them on the Internet, then proceed to completely let it affect their ego (well, people who are somewhat famous, anyway). It's the Internet, and it's populated with miserable, bitter, angry people with no reason to hold back. You can…

What if Lydia, Burn After Reading-style, is the only one to make it out?

It's so illegal.