Again, I have a strange affection for the first month or so of baseball, because I get to giggle every time the announcer points out that a particular player has "no homers."

Remember that time you stalked Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up our garden??

Beware the Ides of March.

…slam?

SLAM

"Hey, I made an iPad app that's also an album!"
"Then what's your excuse for Volta?"

I don't think so, but "Born This Way" you definitely had to.

Katy Perry is the Lady Gaga for people who view music as a vessel for tits.

If you love the album, it's absolutely worth a listen. Hell, even as a music fan, it's fascinating to hear just how fucking mismatched both sides are.

The last season of Breaking Bad is already better than the last season of The Wire.

*hit with 45*

The AVC's gonna rename this feature "What's On Tonight: It Can't Always Be Breaking Bad"

Real people are stupider than Jesse usually.

KISS: getting in on the best investments 1997 has to offer!

I believe things Ian McKaye might say would be, "I'll give you your money back if you leave this show right now.", "What the fuck are you doing? I'll give you your money back if you leave this show right now.", or, "Hey, it's Hank Rollins! I'll give you your money back if you leave this show right now."

Absolutely. That's where I fell in love with the Albini sound (though I didn't know it for a few more years). Dave Grohl beating the shit out of his kit and it just sounds so huge and raw.

"Hello, welcome to The Final Soluticast. I'm your host Adolf. Today we sit down with Goebbels for the full hour."

Yeah, you can think he's a dick, but the albums he "engineers" usually sound awesome. His bands were (and are) terrific. So just because he said some mean-ish things about Sonic Youth doesn't negate all the great things he's done, even just with his studio work.

I won't believe it.

Christ.