When I saw Fred Willard guest star as Pierce last season, I thought, "Good. That makes way more sense."

Come on, he's a perfectly servicable rapper.

Her mixtape was OK, I guess.

They have a name for those.

Britta if we're lucky. See how much you like The Dean when he's 45% of the storylines.

Is the AV Club the Miami Marlins to their Toronto Blue Jays, or the other way around?

That woman's too attractive.

It's better to burn out than to… no, I am not going to light Donald Glover on fire again.

"Let's give Anne Heche a show NOW! And make several episodes of it! Then burn it off in the summer!

…you're gonna have to turn in your badge and gun anyway. Sorry.

No he won't! NO HE WON'T!

Russian roulette is not the same without Prepon…

MOTHERGLOVER I'M DRE

Yes, Childish Gambino. That's the basket into which you should put all your eggs. Definitely not something you should do on the side while still acting full-time.

FINALLY

John Hunstman as Watercooler!

Listen Mr. Terwiggiger…

…yeah, that always bugged me about this episode. He clearly would have won anyway, just not by this wide a margin.

To be even more fair, they need to be lampooned waaaaay more often.

As long as you don't insist Conservatives are just as funny as liberals, you're fine.