…what'd he say??

I wonder if he gave Bart a head's up that his father was about to hit a chestnut tree.

The description of Diamond Joe Quimby's half-assed mayoral campaign above is soooo spot-on if applied to Martha Coakley running against Scott Brown back in 2010. If there's anything about this episode that's sad, it's that LITERALLY NOTHING has changed about… any of this.

Next thing you know he'll get Republicans a House majority again.

The Sideshow Bob recap is worth it for one line:

…shit, I'd check that out.

OH SHIT

A buddy of mine once pointed out that a lot of these kinds of people were raised to believe they were part of a "silent majority," so of course this kind of thinking piles up on itself. The thing is, the silent majority thing isn't actually close to true anymore.

Eh, the same people comment below quite literally every local newspaper's website in the country.

Pretty much anything with "liberal media" in it at this point is something you can either tune out of or get comfy and watch someone trip all over themselves.

Yeah, the Rubio presidency's gonna be tough on rights and such.

"go be fat in the ocean" is now something I'm yelling angrily at as many people as possible.

Paula Deen's You Gon' Finish That? Cruise, going from Myrtle Beach to slightly further away from Myrtle Beach!

Either she's lost a lot of weight, or she's deep fried so many turkeys that she now has one of their necks as her own.

It is the gayest sounding Conservative news site there is.

I actually started going out and living in the world for a while there. I'm all the fuck thrown off.

Between this and Chik-Fil-A, hateful, awful people sure seem to pick weird things to be passionate about.

"It’s also worth noting that those 328,000 copies make for the third-largest debut sales week of 2013."

I've seen ads for this show that seem to hint that this may not be your daddy's show.

He's really warming to me. Funny dude, plus he can totally hold his own against Marc Maron's psychological warfare.