Saddest part is that would probably go over fucking huge now.

I don't recall reading anything about sideboob or nip slips in this headline.

It cuts out right before he wears that British lady's face as a beret.

So this is all one guy as three different commenters, right?

You heard it: pay the copy editors overtime and rework this piece, AVC.

Gretchen Carlson is basically a female minstrel: playing smart for a beauty pageant didn't work for her, so now she plays up the "now this could just be me and my real American mom down-home wisdom, but this Obama's drivin' this country into the ground!" angle. Seems to be working for her. She's like a Sam's Club Anne…

I used to try and watch CNN's morning show when I was getting ready for work, and… it's insufferable. All of them are. I suppose you could blame the format, but how many fucking people are actually fucking watching these shows? Do away with the format altogether. Bring back Just Shoot Me reruns!

Hey, if Karl Rove going through the first two steps of the 5 stages of grief after Fox News called the Obama win last November wasn't the beginning of the end of it…

They're not even pundits.

"Um, who are you to get on your high horse, limey? You're on MORNING FUCKING JOE."

I think they're like the fifth-rated morning show on cable news. Whether they try or not, nothing's gonna change.

Hey, if he's gonna leave them…

Russell Brand's non-union Mexican counterpart Erusel Boo-Rand?

In our defense, everything he does is just awful.

Don't make me have to root for Russell Brand, Russell Brand.

You guys heard the one about the drummer who locked the keys in the van and it took him 5 hours to get out?

I'll admit, I still throw on "Flashing Lights" pretty often considering how old that album is. It's not without it's charm in places, but still feels kind of flat.

So we're supposed to go to that site when you give no indication that you have information about where the croissants are?

Whether you're trolling or not, I kind of agree.

…have you read the comments above this one?