"Bound 2" would like to have a word with you.

Lyrically it's not as good, yeah, but production-wise it's way more focused. Plus it's, what, like 40 minutes? MBDTF is like a Judd Apatow movie: you're not sure what you would or could cut, but there's definitely too much there.

1. Late Registration
2. College Dropout
3. Yeezus (…yeah, already)
4. MBDTF
5. Watch the Throne
6. Graduation
7. 808s (though I respect 808s way more than Graduation, as the latter is just Kanye spinning his wheels to sell some records)

O'Neal needs a McMahon.

Like that band.

"Bound 2" was stuck in my head for a half hour after I first heard the album.

That's somehow gayer.

We'd be talking about them if we knew where the hell they were.

I remember hearing that thinking, "Holy SHIT, who in the fuck is Nicki Minaj?! I wanna hear way more of her!"

Between that, claiming Mona Lisa and Caesar were involved, and that "300 like Romans" or whatever on this new one, Kanye isn't big on historical accuracy.

WHAT'S THIS DAY OF REST SHIT?

I do too. I like it more than MBDTF.

S'good!

Yeah, but Napalm Death have been awesome since… well, always. Plus their lineup's been pretty consistent for the last decade or so.

Welp, pack it in, Patton.

Yeah, that was sarcasm on my part.

Yeah, Patton doesn't pay any respect to William Standup-Comeddy.

…and Tom Rhodes seems like a solid dude, and has a decent-enough rep in the comedy community.

I saw his Twitter takedown of the fucking tool who wrote a gazillion word piece on HuffPo defending him, saying comedy was prejudiced against him because they have a problem with Southern Christians. So like with the other two guys, I figured, "Alright, nice point, Patton. But do you really need to keep harping on…

Us Judas Priest and Slayer fans tell you to suck it up: we're used to the idea of bands we love going blindly forward with a fraction of their original members.