Said everyone everywhere for a very sad amount of time.

I think everyone cried when they met him.

A Serious Iron Man

Well, if you met him in your uncle's locked basement like I did…

"How did I just find out the girl from The Crying Game was a guy?!"

No one would ever mean that.

"Bushmills? That's Protestant whiskey."

To be fair, if you were on a break from work and some total stranger wanted you to take a picture with her kid and the kid immediately started wailing, what face would you be making?

That's Method, that's what that is.

I love that people are now integrating new AD quotes in with the others. You know, instead of crossing their arms and huffing at them.

…and this is the only thing you'll hear about my third of the state for a few years.

Bands don't wear suits AT ALL anymore!

Wow, I was happier not knowing that.

Such as I'm not even familiar with the first Hatchet!

YOU SHOW HIM

You can't even figure out what he's saying!

I thought no one could top Alcest in that department, but here we are…

The difference between Deafheaven and Liturgy is that Deafheaven aren't a boring black metal band.

"Not again! Oh… something!"

LOOK, IT'S BART!