Only because the federal government is looking to apprehend a child dead or alive.

"Does that earring mean you're a pirate??"

In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get THE WOMEN

It'll be like Everybody Loves Raymond, except we call it Everybody Hates Raymond.

It's like Talking to Your Uncle at a Barbecue: The Movie.

YOU TELL EM

When Sarah Palin called Rush Limbaugh calling her retarded child retarded satire, I got a glimpse into why people keep seeing these movies.

Dicks attached to some guys who promised acting work behind the Ninety-Nine in Greenfield, MA.

Make it for $3 million, makes $15 million opening weekend when nothing else is out, vanishes. Repeat.

Aries Spiers' diabetes medication isn't gonna pay for itself…

Nope. Ferngully.

Seriously, is someone finally sending up Angry Birds?

WHO STILL LIKES THIS GUY???

ATTA BOY!

Is there still an audience for this movie?

…if he still could.

MAOBAMACRATS

No, but, you gotta remember, all crime is LEGAL.

"Hello, how are you? These are my children Herschel and Bagelenlox Feinstein."

Wicked Pretty Moms was probably in development at Oxygen so they made this to nip it in the bud.